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The Powerglove
This short clip from The Wizard reveals why Fred Savage deserved that Oscar.
Druglord
Druglord documentation
Druglord. I don't think I'm exaggerating when I proclaim this The Greatest Game Ever. Build your drug empire, fight off the cops, and rule the streets in your quest to become a Druglord. It's small, and it'll run on any computer with DOS. Turn up that PC speaker.
Old Fashioned Guy
Clip of Zaniness from The State. Roofpig in da house.
Here's something fun for you to do!
A tip for all you aspiring rap music stars. Simply fill in the blanks in this sentence, to be a certified "Rap King!"
"Yo! My name is [your name] and I'm here to say, [Something that rhymes with say. For an ever more basic implementation of this sure fire formula, just use the phrase "I'm the [verb]ing-est [guy/gal] in the USA!"], Word!(It is best to make a rap pose when saying "Word!" for the beginner, I suggest a simple arm folding movement)" Now you can "lay down" some "dope tracks" with the best of them! Go get 'em tigers!
Chex Quest 1, 2, and chex.ini (place in windows directory)
"The most amazing use of an id engine that I have seen to date" -John Carmack
Chex Quest: The Best Game Ever. Imagine RoofPig's surprise, finding this marvel of game development, for free, in a box of delicious Chex cereal. Based on the doom engine, Chex Quest provides tons of Chex Related action, as our hero, a guy with a big huge Chex piece for a head, fights some sort of boogery guys with a variety of weapons. Chex Quest was only available for a limited time in cereal boxes, and Chex Quest 2 was downloadable from the Chex Website, sadly, this is no longer the case, so let it be known that here at Secret Spain, we keep the Chex Quest flame alive. Chex Quest, dooby dee, its the greatest chex game that you ever did see. Thats a Chex Quest song, that you can sing, if someone is saying that Chex Quest isn't great, that song will surely change their mind. In conclusion, this will bring you ultimate happiness. Act now.
Taco Bell Gamestravaganza
Continuing in our popular series of promotional games, the magical tag team of friendly goblins, Mythikal and Mystos, have brought us these four gaming milestones, which have been distributed in Taco Bell kids meals.
Tasty Temple Challenge
The first is Tasty Temple Challenge, a 3d shooting extravaganza. Voodoo Extreme gives tasty temple their "Gary Coleman on smack!" award, which is their highest rating.
Jumping Bean Jamboree
Next we have Jumping Bean Jamboree. Jump + Bean = Juan. Hence, this game stars Juan Valdez as he tries to expand his huge coffee empire. I am lying of course, this game is actually a Breakout type game except the ball is a bean wearing sunglasses and the paddle is a trampoline suspended over a river of blood.
Moon Eater
You might think it pretty obvious that Moon Eater could only be a game starring Galactus, Devourer-of-Worlds. You might also want to shut up right now, nerd, cause its about a kid eating tacos on the moon and shooting lasers at things.
Taco Maker Marathon
Learn how to make tacos the Taco Bell way: pushing giant ingredients onto a conveyer belt that takes them to a taco making machine while you try to avoid flame shooting jalepeno peppers that kill you.