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Sega Game Mp3
Thanks go to Roofpig and Mystos for being gullible enough to buy Saturns (and now dreamcasts), and hence, these games, which have the most hilarious music to ever grace a console system. These unintentionally funny masterpieces are now available in mp3 format for your enjoyment.
Songs From Daytona USA
All of these are great. They feature an overtly japanese man singing hilariously bad lyrics, to an upbeat pop beat. Excellent.
Blue Skies
"I wanna fly sky high/Lets go together"
Lets go away
"Whey, heh, hee, wheh, heh, hee/Whey, heh, hee, wheh hee"
Rolling Start
Apparently stressed for ideas, responsible parties stretched the words "rolling start" into a 5 minute song. With a rockin' beat, no less.
Songs from Sonic R
These are all sung by a european woman, but the burning question is "WHAT DO THEY HAVE TO DO WITH RACING?!?" or for that matter, Sonic the Hedgehog Racing. Who knows, but they provide endless entertainment value.
Radiant Emerald
Seemingly a love song. "You're the one that makes me feel so high/Just like a diamond in the sky." Wait, on second thought, maybe its a drug song. The execs at Sega must have been on crack when they made this move anyway, so it would make sense.
Radical City
This song appears to be about living in a city, "Where everything is free/Oh can't you see" everything is free eh? Don't ask me.
Reactive Factory
"We all need/To remember/That nothing in this world comes for free" waaaait, what about that radical city, where everything was free? THESE FACTS DON'T JIBE!
Regal Ruins
"Take me back in time/To another world/Then you can be mine/We don't have to worry/When you're by my side/Theres nothing to decide/Apart from where we want to go." Go figure.
Resort Island
"Can you feel the sunshine/does it brighten up your day?" this song will make you happy.
Supersonic Racing
The only song of the bunch that has anything to do at all with racing, plus it contains the word "sonic" so they must have figured this filled the quota for the soundtrack. DANCE LIKE MONKEYS!
Credits
Stop sending information to the internet zone, and download this mp3 of greatness. A hilarious poppy love song. "All I need is you/for always and forever/All you need is me/remember when I said/all we need is love/for us to be together/'cause you're my number one." I wonder if whoever was recording these songs realized they were going to be used in a game about a racing hedgehog. Also, right then, when I was typing "realized" a part in the song said "realized" and it was really weird.
Songs from Sega Rally
Feel the Heartbeat
The only one here from sega rally asks "Do you feel the heartbeat at the line?" then the singer does some scatting. Mucho Humoroso.
Songs from Burning Rangers
Burning Hearts
Okay, so I admit Burning Rangers isn't a racing game, but that sure didn't stop them from putting this hilariously cheesy song in it! Goooooo SEGA!
We Are Burning Rangers
Another hilarious offering from Burning Rangers, the game where futuristic firefighters shoot fire with lasers that turn them into these crystal thingies which you use to power your shield, and transport survivors away. Also, random robots are there sometimes. You shoot them and they die. There's this one person in the first level, RoofPig likes when he rescues him, he first sees him and he's like "calm down, I'm here to save you." and the guy is just laying there about dead, not saying a thing. Or so I'm told.
Songs from Sega Touring Car
Track 3
Dancey techno-ey zaniness at its best. Once again, appears to be some sort of love song. I like how theres some laughing guy at the end for no apparent reason. Laugh on laughy guy. Laugh on.
Songs from Sonic Adventure
With the advent of the Dreamcast, some were concerned that Sega's Saturn tradition of including extremely gay songs in all their games would end. Well, they were about as wrong as wrong could be. Thanks to Mythikal and Mystos, I present the first batch of Dreamcast songs.
Tails' Theme
This is just about the gayest song that ever existed.
Sonic's Theme
Sega decided that Sonic's Theme needed a definate 80's hair rock slant. I applaud their decision.
Amy's Theme
Poppy, with classically confusing lyrics, including 'he reminds me of parseley when he's standing there'
Open Your Heart
Another rocker. Sounds a lot like something I've heard before from a real band, but I can't place it.
Knuckles' Theme
This one is perfect. Knuckles raps. Awesome. The blood of Mayan's flows inside him, in case you didn't know.
Big's Theme
Remember that time and Hercules was in New York, and he had that nerdy jewish sidekick, and then he fought that bear? This is almost as good as that.