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The Heroic Trio Theme Song
Lyrics
For those of you not "in the know" so to speak, The Heroic Trio and its sequel, Executioners, are ass-kickin' Hong Kong action movies. The first also has The Greatest Theme Song Ever. Available here for download, with the added bonus of my horrible approximations of what the lyrics vaguely sound like. Don't ask me why. I just did. Get downloading.
ssong.zip
ssong lyrics
This zip contains a quicktime movie that features an anime girl with rabbit ears and a sega saturn painted on her chest, singing about various white things, including the saturn. I don't know what shes really saying, but I know what it sounds like! My first transcription project.
HACK! DAGAGOODSTA!
Just get it, its funny.
Dragon Half End Theme
The ending theme song from the short lived, but hilarious, Dragon Half anime series. I'm not going to bother with the fake lyrics bit on this one either, as the actual lyrics are available elsewhere on the web, and are funny anyway.
Toki Motto
No clue what this is, all I know is its japanese and I like it. JoeRetard tossed it my way during one of his infrequent visits to this mortal plane.
You're Under Arrest Theme
The great theme from the hit anime series "You're Under Arrest." This one makes me wanna transcribe fake lyrics again. Maybe someday if anyone cares, I'll get around to doing it. But probably not.
Ome Henk Neem Een Ender in De Maling
Quite frankly, this is just so amazingly awesome, words escape me. You need to download this RIGHT NOW, DON'T HESITATE, SERIOUSLY! I'M NOT FOOLING AROUND! We have Bartender, of Action Quake 2 fame to thank for this amazing offering. All we know is that its -probably- Dutch. To quote Mystos, Kooky Siv. Kooky Siv indeed.
THE TRANSCRIPTIONS ARE IN! HERE THEY ARE IN ORDER FROM WORST TO BEST!
Lyrics by me (mediocre at best, just gibberish like my earlier efforts)
Lyrics by The Dalai Lama(His excuse? He's a film major)
Lyrics by Dave (INCREDIBLY AMAZING! ALL ENGLISH WORDS! MUST SEE!)
News News News! 6/10/99, this just in! Hamhed discovered the bands official page!www.OmeHenk.comWoo Hoo! Check out the real lyrics to Neem Een Ender in De Maling, more song samples, and lots more! If I could read whatever language this was, I would be ordering all their CD's right now! (the current guess is that the language is "funnese" the theoretical funniest language ever)
Gala Gala Happy
Gala Gala Happy lyrics
Upon first hearing this song, my initial reaction (besides of course, pure unadulterated joy welling up from my soul and complete spiritual enlightenment) was that this would be the song Ome Henk would make if they were chinese, and not dutch (which they were determined to be) and thats true to some extent, as you'll notice similair elements, and at one point someone screams something that sounds almost like "Ome Henk!" but i digress. Just kidding, I don't really digress, I'm still talking about this song. Roofpig ripped this bad boy from the live action "City Hunter" movie starring Jackie Chan, which I have gathered from what he tells me, must be the best movie ever. The lyrics here are the actual ones, painstakingly transcribed by Roof from the subtitles of the film, and they're a laugh riot.